Tuesday, August 31, 2010

NEWS: Tragedy strike

NEWS: Tragedy strikes while preparing for a winter solstice fest on Summerisle. Atop a wooden likeness of self, recording artist DJ Zipperlip unknowingly sparked a fire that spread viciously within seconds. We regret to inform friends and family of DJZL that he did not make it out alive. An announcement is planned regarding the upcoming DJZL album release which is subject to change.

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